• twinkslayer2007:

pikachu honey whats wrong you havent touched your food
  • iamjesushchrist:

Man, I haven’t slept like that in ages.
  • bananawrackspurts:

are these fall out boy songs
  • spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE
  • comedycentralstandup:

Aziz Ansari is your Stand-Up Month Comedian of the Day. Watch his stand-up highlights here.